April 2011
31 posts
If Cash is King, Apple’s is an Emperor [Updated] | asymco →
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Cash increased by $6.1 billion.
“I find it interesting that commenters are questioning the validity of this document. It is clearly an original.” –Snuffleupagus, J.D., Harvard Law School, 1991”
—Young Lawyers Blog | Legal Commentary on the Release of the President’s Birth Certificate, by Sesame Street
Visa joy for doctor and dying wife - The West Australian →
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I understand that things are rarely as simple as the West Australian makes them out to be, but his only option was to divorce his terminally ill wife and leave her to die alone in the Phillipines? .. what?
“Why did I have a knife? I mean who knows? The lifestyle I live, what if some crackhead rolls up on me, fucking starting some bullshit? Why not? They’ll sell it to me. Why can I not have it? They make them all the time. So personally I don’t understand why I could buy a knife in the city that I can’t have in the city. In the store that sold it to me they didn’t tell me it was gonna be illegal or not, they didn’t like, “Here’s your knife, thirteen fifty, but if they catch you with it they’re gonna charge you with a crime.” So I don’t feel I should have been the one going to jail, you know the mother fucker who sold it to me, fuck. It is what it is. That’s why I’m here. I made it. I slept on the fucking steps last night just so I’d be here on time. And uh that’s it.”
—Courthouse Confessions
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